Dear Feet

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Dear Feet,
You can run ten miles each day, but you can’t manage to walk up a flight of stairs? The joke has always been ballet dancers use all their grace on stage, so they’re clumsy wrecks in real life, but ballet is done! I don’t get that grace back at some point? Like, ever? Anyways, feet, you are an ass. Well, that’s just confusing… but you know what I mean!
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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