Dear Mama

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Dear Mama,
I know we said brunch, but your adoring son has a helluva hangover.
Can we just do a drive-by passive-aggressive exchange?
It’ll be cheaper for you, plus then I can get back to vomiting.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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