Dear Metro Chinese

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Dear Metro Chinese,
We hafta stop meeting like this.
“Like this,” of course, referring to me in my boxer briefs and insanely hungover.
Like, seriously.
It’s starting to be a problem. I swear I have clothes. I just don’t like ’em.
You can understand that, right? I mean, all of your delivery folks look they don’t like you, so I’m sure you can relate.
Anyways, seriously, I’ll start wearing pants… yeah, I didn’t believe that either.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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