Dear Teeth


Dear Teeth,
What’s the deal?
I mean, didn’t I just brush you?
Actually, no, I know that I did.
Right before I went to bed. Since then, I didn’t eat anything, I just slept… yet here we are again.
Ya know, you’re really starting to get on my nerves with all this attention you need, although, when I consider the alternative… ya know what? Fine, I’ll let this one slide, but still, don’t think I’m too happy about it.

PS While we’re talking, what’s the deal with Madonna? I mean, I know I don’t fix the goofy gap in my teeth cuz I’m broke as hell. What’s her excuse?


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