Dear Teeth

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Dear Teeth,
What’s the deal?
I mean, didn’t I just brush you?
Actually, no, I know that I did.
Right before I went to bed. Since then, I didn’t eat anything, I just slept… yet here we are again.
Ya know, you’re really starting to get on my nerves with all this attention you need, although, when I consider the alternative… ya know what? Fine, I’ll let this one slide, but still, don’t think I’m too happy about it.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

PS While we’re talking, what’s the deal with Madonna? I mean, I know I don’t fix the goofy gap in my teeth cuz I’m broke as hell. What’s her excuse?

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