Dear Brain

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Dear Brain,
Could you just shut up for, like, two fuckin’ seconds?
Honestly, I’m starting to envy the pretty stupid people who get the benefits of being attractive and aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
Suddenly, it doesn’t seem so rough to be Miss Utah.
I mean, at least you know she doesn’t have the problem of overthinking everything.
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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