Dear Sookie Stackhouse,
Good lord, woman! have some self-respect!
Just because it goes bump in the night and it’s got a boner doesn’t mean you hafta sleep with it.
I mean, seriously, there’s gotta be some supernatural entity that you wouldn’t sleep with, right?
I vote you draw the line at minotaur cuz then you get into bestiality and everything… it’s just- it’s a messy ethical area, okay?
Sincerely,
Calhoun
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What DO they all see in her?