Dear Lucky Charms

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Dear Lucky Charms,
Do you remember 6th grade math? I mean, it was a while ago, but I remember 6th grade math.
Specifically, I’m talking about ratios. Remember ratios?
Well, let’s talk about the ratio of marshmallows to, well- not marshmallows… not sure what to call those other pieces.
All I’m saying is, the marshmallows are always super heavy when you first open the box, then by the bottom of the box?
Nothin’. I got nothin’.
No hearts, stars, horse-shoes. No clovers or blue moons. No pots of gold or rainbows or red balloons.
Not cool, Lucky Charms. You know I only like the marshmallows!
Sincerely,
Calhoun

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