A lot has changed since we broke up.
I mean, yes, we still kiss when we see each other.
And yes, we still have sex.
Okay, there’s also that other thing where we still tell each other “I love you” at the beginning and end of every conversation.
Then there’s the whole, “I haven’t slept with anyone else and neither have you.”
… wait, we did break up, right?
I mean, you were the one who wanted to break up and- well, I just feel like we could use some work on our follow-through here.