Dear Fran Drescher,
I like that you can turn the personal tragedy of your husband coming out to you into something funny.
I mean, your new show is supposed to be funny, right?
I got that idea from the laugh track, but ya know, I actually have yet to find something genuinely humorous in your show.
Truly, the idea of putting up with your nasally laugh and lowest-commmon-denominator humor is enough to turn any straight man gay.
But please do yourself a favor and stop debasing yourself for an ounce of fame. I mean, you’re on TV Land for God’s sake. If you’re gonna whore yourself out, at least do it on Lifetime!
Sincerely,
Calhoun
Random Letters to the World 
Never seen the show (the new one ), but great post!
http://www.theunderstander.wordpress.com
Point taken, Calhoun, but for some reason I find her irresistable (when silent).